The Pumpkin Patch War
In the 1500’s there was a war with a pumpkin patch. The pumpkin patch had grown to 10 square miles. When the general found out about its growth, they mobilized the troops.
They called in the air force, the marines, and the navy seals. They attacked the pumpkin patch with everything they had.
The smoke was so thick that the troops had a hard time seeing the field. it was war.
The air forced dropped bombs on the pumpkin patch, the navy seals attacked at dawn. they used ak-47’s on the pumpkin patch.
Then the marines came in, they burned the seeds. They left no trace of the pumpkin patch. Ten square miles of pumpkin patch was wiped out in whole.
And those damn pumpkins never came back from that.
The war was won, and the way things are, those damn pumpkins ever show up again, they will be shown a swift exist to the nearest, black hole.